My name is Jessica and I like things

 

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

billyjoelfanfic:

If Crosby has to get his pants tailored do you think he gets his pockets expanded too? Like he’s working toward being able to hide his whole body in an emergency pocket one day? So when people start approaching him he just goes into his pocket and the fan is like “what the fuck I thought I saw Sid but it’s actually just a huge pocket. Woah this fucked me up.”

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

travelthisworld:

On route to Finland, flying over Iceland.
submitted by: vickylies, thanks!

travelthisworld:

On route to Finland, flying over Iceland.

submitted by: vickylies, thanks!

ajisreal:

gandalfthablack:

adeana:

brattiest-b:

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

omg this is killlllling me

Made my night.

Too good.

lmao ok. at first i didn’t laugh. but then i did.

I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

What was been the wildest fan experience you’ve had so far? I had quite a good one recently. I had to have a root canal done and I was in the chair, and I’m really scared of dentists, and I was there and they put the bleach in to clean the roots of my teeth. I had a clamp in my jaw and those plastic curtain things in my mouth. (x)    

(Source: rubyredwisp)