underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

inkgeek:

stirpicus:

baby-gohma:

titles-for-tangents:

conquerorwurm:

catp0rn:

cptprocrastination:

BABIES

THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS 

THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”

"Where are the beebies?"

"*mew*"

"Beebies!"

"Mew!"

I can’t stop watching this video please help

OH NO.

OH NO.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I still love this video.  It never fails to make me feel warm and fuzzy

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

stayawayfromcanniballecter:

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

Replace the word crave with the word enjoy and I’d say you pretty much for it down

Nice Line from Fan Mail

erikkarlsson65:

Another highlight from my fan mail, very funny. Got to give this a first star. Now why would I not enjoy tumblr :)  I was actually 8th

you may be #7 in takeaways, but you’re #1 in take-my-breath-aways ;)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else.

A Message to My Followers and Everyone Else That Ever Reads This (#127: February 3, 2014)

(Source: write2014)