Name's Jessica, and I'm going to die alone with 37 cats

I live in Indiana... the state, not the town in Pennsylvania.

Hockey and baseball, man. They're the best. Even better than pizza and milkshakes.

I have an unnatural obsession with anything Pittsburgh. Want me to love you? Take me to Pittsburgh, or even just mention Pittsburgh.

Alex Presley is a terrible baseball player. But I will still always say play him in left field.

Nothing matters except life and the love you make

 

andrewmccutchen replied to your photo: me no potato tonight yay

awwwwwww so pretty~

funny thing is i’m going as a cereal killer. heh

andrewmccutchen replied to your post: i would appreciate it if the really cute french…

still hot

no, you did not see me today. my hair was greased back, my legs looked like forests, and my breath smelled like 1000 dying whales

andrewmccutchen replied to your video: This is our dorm now!

i like the ending

it should get an emmy for that ending

andrewmccutchen replied to your post: i kinda want to go do shots down the hall… NO YOU…

stay pUT

i am. i can’t be hungover when my dad come and gets me tomorrow. staying on tumblr with my hot as fuck chimichANGA

andrewmccutchen replied to your post: omg you guys. so my day has been, well…

your roommate’s name is alex. everyone’s name is alex.

well, alexandra, but yeah. EVEN MY BUILD A BEAR IS ALEX DFSKJK

andrewmccutchen replied to your post: hey there Delilah what’s it like in fucking hell…

step away from the nail polish

BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I DID

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I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DO ALL OF THEM GO GO

FINE I’LL DO A READ ALL AS WELL.